The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy

It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
David Ogilvy

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
Epictetus

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.
Victor Hugo

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
James M. Barrie

My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place on earth we had that was unscathed. But people have climbed over the fence; they've taken aerial shots. They've gotten my address and put it on the Internet.
Steven Tyler

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
P. J. O'Rourke

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
Brian Clough

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
Brian Clough

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
Thomas Fuller

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.
Thomas Fuller

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
Thomas Fuller

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
Christopher Walken

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
Mike Tyson

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Mike Tyson

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.
Charles Dudley Warner