Wife Quotes

If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I feel about my relationship with Jesus Christ is that it is the most important thing in my life.
Tim Tebow

Life, Love, Good

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

Idiot, Dreamer, Thinker

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
Joseph Roux

Peace, Father, Friend

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
Ernest Hemingway

Love, Good, Death

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.
Theodore Roosevelt

Women, Level, Countries

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

Birthday, Husband, Friend

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck

Husband, Care, Same

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Voltaire

Husband, Often, Himself

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby

Time, Good, Children

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

Real, Same, Started

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield

Jealousy, May, Wanted

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.
Angelina Jolie

Morning, Mother, Father

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield

Dark, Light, Afraid

I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.
Nelson Mandela

Time, Children, Wanted

My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world.
Bob Dylan

Time, Home, Father

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip

Car, Door, Either

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

Tough, She, Married

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren

Husband, Together, Bring

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Hubert H. Humphrey

Successful, Proud, Behind

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Truth, Two, Her

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

Revenge, Him, Keep

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer

Nothing, Two, Friends

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen

Home, Immature, She

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.
Barack Obama

Fact, Fame, Longer

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
Daniel Boone

Happiness, Good, Gun

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Mike Tyson

Sleep, Afraid, Married

I guess I've got a smart wife.
Yogi Berra

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
H. L. Mencken

Husband, Year, Sister

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Marriage, Laughter, Through

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
H. L. Mencken

Marriage, Husband, Giving

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