One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Helen Rowland

If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust.
Lord Chesterfield

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
Lord Chesterfield

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.
Gisele Bundchen

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.
David Bailey

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
Sean Penn

One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
Zakk Wylde

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.
David Hasselhoff

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.
Lee Kuan Yew

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
Michael Caine

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
Gene Wilder

The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
Sammy Hagar

Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy.
Patsy Cline

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
Evel Knievel

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit.
Jerry Falwell

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.
Merle Haggard

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
Merle Haggard

It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick.
Merle Haggard