I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Joan Collins

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.
Robert Duvall

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Geoffrey Chaucer

My father suffered much and toiled painfully all his life, for he had no resources other than the proceeds of his trade from which to support himself and his wife and family.
Albrecht Durer

That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.
Mother Jones

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
Thomas Fuller

My wife was my greatest asset. I didn't marry her until after World War II, but she has complemented me in every job I've ever had.
William Westmoreland

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
Rutherford B. Hayes

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.
Thomas Fuller

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
Thomas Fuller

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
Jessica Alba

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.
David Brainerd

If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
Hans Kung

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
Sean Connery

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
Sean Connery

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Helen Rowland