Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.
Bill O'Reilly

Fail I alone, in words and deeds? Why, all men strive and who succeeds?
Robert Browning

Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory.
Tennessee Williams

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley

After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
Mike Myers

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.
Mike Myers

You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
Dick Gregory

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
Dick Gregory

A conversation is a dialogue, not a monologue. That's why there are so few good conversations: due to scarcity, two intelligent talkers seldom meet.
Truman Capote

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
Michel de Montaigne

The decisive moment in human evolution is perpetual. That is why the revolutionary spiritual movements that declare all former things worthless are in the right, for nothing has yet happened.
Franz Kafka

If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no otherwise be expressed, than by making answer: because it was he, because it was I.
Michel de Montaigne

I must be careful not to get trapped in the past. That's why I tend to forget my songs.
Mick Jagger

I think that sometimes when they see me in a movie they expect me to be something nasty. I mean, I play a lot of villains and you show up and they think maybe... That's why it's good to defy expectations sometimes.
Christopher Walken

If women want any rights more than they's got, why don't they just take them, and not be talking about it.
Sojourner Truth

If you never change your mind, why have one?
Edward de Bono

I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do.
Michael Moore

I don't know why you use a fancy French word like detente when there's a good English phrase for it - cold war.
Golda Meir