Weird Quotes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson

Where's your will to be weird?
Jim Morrison

It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.
Eminem

Strange, Sometimes, Movie

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill Cosby

Music, Time, Nothing

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
Charlie Sheen

Love, Brain, Why

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
Johnny Depp

Pretend, Captain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

Religious, Wonder, Dogs

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg

Football, Explain

I'm one of those regular weird people.
Janis Joplin

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Steven Wright

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
Paul McCartney

Others, Used, Anyone

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful.
Alice Walker

Nature, Beautiful, Nothing

I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn't weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird.
Paul McCartney

Saying, Used, Anyone

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Bill Watterson

Change, Nothing, Everything

This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.
David Lynch

Heart, Whole, Top

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
Michelle Williams

Time, Good, Coffee

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.
Dean Koontz

Father, Him, Sometimes

Creativity is more than just being different. Anybody can plan weird; that's easy. What's hard is to be as simple as Bach. Making the simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
Charles Mingus

Simple, Hard, Different

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.
Alanis Morissette

Age, Ego, Thinking

So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life.
Henry Rollins

Life, Home, Real

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Dan Quayle

History, Sensitive, Impact

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Elsa Maxwell

Goodness, Serve, Dinner

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.
Ellen DeGeneres

Women, Hard, Trying

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
Ellen DeGeneres

Time, Crazy, Forget

It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count.
Doug Coupland

Start, Count, Frankly

Absolutely, it's a really weird stage because at the minute, I can walk down the street and be unrecognised, lead a normal life, but my label and everybody is warning me that will be changing and I'm in for a rollercoaster ride.
James Blunt

Life, Down, Everybody

It feels kinda weird being back in a high school cause I haven't been in a high school for about a year. So um, it's kinda interesting coming back, and y'know seeing the lockers, with all the signs, the handmade signs, so being in high school again is a little bit strange but in a good way.
Taylor Swift

Good, School, Strange

The possibilities that are suggested in quantum physics tell us that everything that we're looking at may not be in fact there, so the underlying nature of being is weird.
William Shatner

Nature, Everything, May

Songwriting's a weird game.
Keith Richards

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