What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Marilyn Monroe

The last suit that you wear, you don't need any pockets.
Wayne Dyer

We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.
Barack Obama

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.
Muhammad Ali

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
Erma Bombeck

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
Erma Bombeck

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Mitch Hedberg

To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?
Jimi Hendrix

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
Coco Chanel

After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on - have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear - what remains? Nature remains.
Walt Whitman

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Gilda Radner

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Rita Rudner

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke

I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.
Oprah Winfrey

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Henny Youngman

I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory.
Marie Curie

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
Fred Allen

You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
Aldous Huxley