If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Jon Stewart

I learned how important it is to entertain people and give them a reason to come and watch you play.
Elvis Presley

I knew by heart all the dialogue of James Dean's films; I could watch Rebel Without a Cause a hundred times over.
Elvis Presley

I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.
Marc Jacobs

Scientific views end in awe and mystery, lost at the edge in uncertainty, but they appear to be so deep and so impressive that the theory that it is all arranged as a stage for God to watch man's struggle for good and evil seems inadequate.
Richard P. Feynman

I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.
Mike Myers

Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
Quentin Tarantino

I don't think Pulp Fiction is hard to watch at all.
Quentin Tarantino

To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.
Gore Vidal

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Ellen DeGeneres

I have to admit that when I watch a movie in which there is no moral context for the violence - I find that offensive. I think that's potentially damaging to society.
Dean Koontz

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.
Jon Bon Jovi

Whilst shame keeps its watch, virtue is not wholly extinguished in the heart; nor will moderation be utterly exiled from the minds of tyrants.
Edmund Burke

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
J. K. Rowling

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
Brian Clough

I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
Dan Quayle

I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.
Angelina Jolie

I don't know why I don't watch a lot of movies; I can barely keep up with the things my friends are in. There isn't enough time in life.
Meryl Streep

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
Otto von Bismarck

Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what they don't want to hear.
John Madden