I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesses. I read. I painted. I thought.
Janis Joplin

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

When you truly give up trying to be whole through others, you end up receiving what you always wanted from others.
Shakti Gawain

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
Andy Rooney

I wanted to be a doctor that I might be able to work without having to talk because for years I had been giving myself out in words.
Albert Schweitzer

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
Dave Barry

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
Dave Barry

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about.
Chuck Palahniuk

I wanted to be an editor or a journalist, I wasn't really interested in being an entrepreneur, but I soon found I had to become an entrepreneur in order to keep my magazine going.
Richard Branson

Every act you have ever performed since the day you were born was performed because you wanted something.
Andrew Carnegie

I wanted to know the name of every stone and flower and insect and bird and beast. I wanted to know where it got its color, where it got its life - but there was no one to tell me.
George Washington Carver

None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.
Paul McCartney

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Jay Leno

I would like to be remembered as a person who wanted to be free... so other people would be also free.
Rosa Parks

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Robert A. Heinlein

The last thing I wanted to do was to be a wartime President.
Lyndon B. Johnson

George was getting alot of independence for himself in those days. He was writing more, and wanted things to go his way - where, when we first started things basically went John and Paul's way. You know, 'cuz they were the writers.
Ringo Starr