If you want to study the social and political history of modern nations, study hell.
Thomas Merton

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
Clint Eastwood

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Clint Eastwood

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will.
Clint Eastwood

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
Salvador Dali

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
Blaise Pascal

It is natural for the mind to believe and for the will to love; so that, for want of true objects, they must attach themselves to false.
Blaise Pascal

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
Dennis Miller

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
Dennis Miller

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Dennis Miller

I dont want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
Woody Allen

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen