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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin

I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.
Ben Crenshaw

I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person."
Anthony LaPaglia

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.
Johan Cruijff

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.
Richard Pryor

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo Philips

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
Russell Baker

Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.
Jonathan Carroll

Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.
Yukihiro Matsumoto

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield

The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.
Anthony J. D'Angelo

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
George Galloway

Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Michael Crichton

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