A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.
Walter Winchell

A lot of people have this strategy where if they have a hard question they wait to ask it to the end of the interview because they think the person is going to walk out. But what they have to realize is, is that if the person walks out, they have a pretty successful story.
Chuck Klosterman

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell

All over London as one walks, one everywhere, in the season, sees oranges to sell; and they are in general sold tolerably cheap, one and even sometimes two for a halfpenny; or, in our money, threepence.
Karl Philipp Moritz

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.
E. B. White

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
Walt Whitman

But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography.
John Updike

Changes in the traditional way of building are only permitted if they are an improvement. Otherwise stay with what is traditional, for truth, even if it be hundreds of years old has a stronger inner bond with us than the lie that walks by our side.
Adolf Loos

Creative people who can't help but explore other mental territories are at greater risk, just as someone who climbs a mountain is more at risk than someone who just walks along a village lane.
R. D. Laing

Duruing all these years there existed within me a tendency to follow Nature in her walks.
John James Audubon

Educational institutes can no longer be prizes in church politics or furnish berths for failure in other walks of life.
E. Franklin Frazier

Every time a student walks past a really urgent, expressive piece of architecture that belongs to his college, it can help reassure him that he does have that mind, does have that soul.
Louis Kahn

Few are there that will leave the secure seclusion of the scholar's life, the peaceful walks of literature and learning, to stand out a target for the criticism of unkind and hostile minds.
Felix Adler

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have never enjoyed the gym. Or I'll do, since I used to dance a lot, all the old dance exercises.
Delta Burke

For me, prose walks, poetry dances.
James Broughton

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Steven Wright

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.
Arthur Young

Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
William Congreve