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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
Nigella Lawson

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
Judge Reinhold

I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Jane Fonda

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold

My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
Alfred Molina

Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we are capable of more than just fulfilling the stereotypes - waiter, laundryman, gardener, martial artist, villain.
Mako

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter.
Nubar Gulbenkian

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill Bryson

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

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