Vodka Quotes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

Life, Find, Try

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Gina Barreca

Women, Wine, Once

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins

Lie, Down, Drink

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
Anton Chekhov

Money, Person, Eccentric

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Pain, Mind, Off

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Garrison Keillor

Down, Coming, Memorable

I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein

Makes, Drink, Hungry

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T. Hall

Hope, Help, Tough

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
Nicole Polizzi

Long, Drink, Straight

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Key, Category, Factor

I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley

Time, Today, Heart

The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp in your arms; it's a lot less sexy than toting a vodka gimlet and impossible to do in heels.
Carrie Brownstein

Trust, Sexy, Impossible

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day

Used, Afterwards, Published

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.
Jayson Williams

Life, Career, Different

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen

Between, Almost, Mystical

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day

True, Put, Against

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
Asne Seierstad

War, Woman, Able

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