Vegas Quotes

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven Wright

Long, Number, Argument

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.
Mike Tyson

Time, Money, Paid

Man, I really like Vegas.
Elvis Presley

I never thought about becoming a professional singer, but I am in touch with Bono about releasing a musical movie. It will be about an Irish band during the '70s who are looking for fortune in Las Vegas. I should play the singer of the band but I don't want to sing in front of anybody.
Liam Neeson

Thought, Play, Looking

My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Rita Rudner

I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row of seats and catapults you into the air from the top of the Stratosphere Tower - then plummets back down. I ride it over and over; it's exhilarating.
Drew Barrymore

Love, Down, Big

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
Robin Williams

Time, Night, Play

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.
Ralph Nader

Gambling, Visit, Candidate

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange

Christian, Weekend, Drinking

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
Tom Waits

Hate, Kids, Disneyland

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.
Carlos Santana

Kiss, Mask, Musician

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.
Paul Samuelson

Excitement, Grow, Watching

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.
Christopher Meloni

Time, Fear, Become

I don't really go out much at all. But there are times when I'm like, 'I gotta get out.' Then we go to Vegas, and we'll gamble.
Jenny McCarthy

Times, Gamble, Gotta

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Adam Sandler

Money, Near, Pocket

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?
Lindsay Lohan

Marriage, Big, Married

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Wedding, Show, Word

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
Reba McEntire

Funny, Show, Might

But Vegas is really my first home.
David Copperfield

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.
Michael Phelps

Play, Wanted, Golf

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey

Everything, America, Whatever

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Drew Carey

Union, Nobody, Judges

I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.
Eddie Van Halen

Trying, Thought, Direction

The thing about Vegas is, I don't have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards.
Elton John

Time, Place, Means

It makes sense - you wanna gather a lot of people together, and Vegas really does that well. New York can, but you know the hassles. I've lived there. It's an entirely different beast.
Liz Phair

Together, Different, Sense

The cool parts - the parts that have won Dubai its reputation as 'the Vegas of the Middle East' or 'the Venice of the Middle East' or 'the Disney World of the Middle East, if Disney World were the size of San Francisco and out in a desert' - have been built in the last ten years.
George Saunders

Cool, Last, Won

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
Dennis Rodman

Lost, Less, Week

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.
Oscar Goodman

Hatred, Tolerance, Anyone

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
Drew Carey

Love, Everything, Las

I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age, and neither worked out. I know people still think of me as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and he of course was much older than me, but that was a whole different lifestyle and a different kind of dating.
Holly Madison

Age, Dating, Moving

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