Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'
Bill Maher

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Bill Maher

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Lee Iacocca

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
Albert Schweitzer

The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
Albert Schweitzer

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
Charlie Chaplin

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
Jack Nicholson

I know a lot of athletes and models are written off as just bodies. I never felt used for my body.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
Chuck Palahniuk

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
Chuck Palahniuk

Once you accept your own death, all of a sudden you're free to live. You no longer care about your reputation. You no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in.
Saul Alinsky

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.'
Tupac Shakur

When it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry. The poet, too, is not nearly so concerned with describing facts as with creating images.
Niels Bohr

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Philips

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Rudyard Kipling

We used to wonder where war lived, what it was that made it so vile. And now we realize that we know where it lives... inside ourselves.
Albert Camus

Martyrs, my friend, have to choose between being forgotten, mocked or used. As for being understood - never.
Albert Camus

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Dave Barry

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
Paul McCartney