Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Mitch Hedberg

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Bob Dylan

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.
Lao Tzu

Great acts are made up of small deeds.
Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures. The more he gives to others, the more he has for his own.
Lao Tzu

The people are hungry: It is because those in authority eat up too much in taxes.
Lao Tzu

I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.
Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West

The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle.
Anais Nin

It is the function of art to renew our perception. What we are familiar with we cease to see. The writer shakes up the familiar scene, and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.
Anais Nin

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
Oscar Wilde

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way.
Ernest Hemingway

Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture.
Ernest Hemingway

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
Ernest Hemingway