Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.
Bill Gates

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
Pablo Picasso

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Pablo Picasso

What might be taken for a precocious genius is the genius of childhood. When the child grows up, it disappears without a trace. It may happen that this boy will become a real painter some day, or even a great painter. But then he will have to begin everything again, from zero.
Pablo Picasso

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur.
Pablo Picasso

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.
Walt Disney

I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it.
Walt Disney

Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Andy Warhol

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
Ogden Nash

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Ogden Nash