Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
Chuck Palahniuk

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
Chuck Palahniuk

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.
Chuck Norris

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Emo Philips

Acorns were good until bread was found.
Francis Bacon

There will be no lasting peace either in the heart of individuals or in social customs until death is outlawed.
Albert Camus

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.
Bobby Knight

We shall never be able to remove suspicion and fear as potential causes of war until communication is permitted to flow, free and open, across international boundaries.
Harry S. Truman

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Dave Barry

Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them.
Aldous Huxley

At the end of the Beatles, I really was done in for the first time in my life. Until then, I really was a kind of cocky sod.
Paul McCartney

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.
Paul McCartney

Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Robert A. Heinlein

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz

Man's survival, from the time of Adam and Eve until the invention of agriculture, must have been precarious because of his inability to ensure his food supply.
Norman Borlaug

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck

Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Virginia Woolf

Men speak of natural rights, but I challenge any one to show where in nature any rights existed or were recognized until there was established for their declaration and protection a duly promulgated body of corresponding laws.
Calvin Coolidge