I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan

Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.
Albert Schweitzer

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Dave Barry

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
Chuck Palahniuk

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
Chuck Palahniuk

Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Virginia Woolf

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Emo Philips

Men speak of natural rights, but I challenge any one to show where in nature any rights existed or were recognized until there was established for their declaration and protection a duly promulgated body of corresponding laws.
Calvin Coolidge

At the end of the Beatles, I really was done in for the first time in my life. Until then, I really was a kind of cocky sod.
Paul McCartney

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.
Paul McCartney

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
Mike Tyson

Man's survival, from the time of Adam and Eve until the invention of agriculture, must have been precarious because of his inability to ensure his food supply.
Norman Borlaug

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Robert A. Heinlein

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

God gave us faculties for our use; each of them will receive its proper reward. Then do not let us try to charm them to sleep, but permit them to do their work until divinely called to something higher.
Saint Teresa of Avila

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Josh Billings