Underwear Quotes

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
Charlie Sheen

Time, Before, Coffee

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield

Morning, Put, Hear

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen

Life, Change, After

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
Calvin Klein

Sexy, Woman, Her

Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Power, Assumed, Discarded

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
Bertolt Brecht

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
Emo Philips

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
Jennifer Aniston

Strange, Cookies, Sent

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
Keanu Reeves

Good, Night, Start

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Naomi Campbell

Why, Flower, Heat

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Julia Child

Men, Kitchen, Department

These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.
Marc Andreessen

Home, Words, Days

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
Sandra Bullock

Big, Maybe, Deal

I love wearing men's clothing and underwear.
Zoe Saldana

Love, Men, Clothing

I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
Fiona Apple

Good, Saying, Thought

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.
Ashley Tisdale

Time, Person, Definitely

I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy!
Carrie Underwood

Person, Knowing, Private

I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women who throw their underwear at me when I'm performing live. My male fans tend to be quite shy. My female fans are wild. I never know what to do with all the lingerie that lands at my feet. Maybe I should open a shop.
Ellie Goulding

Women, Live, Quite

I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.
Ben Affleck

Hate, Sex, Whole

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
Prince William

Good, Place, Kids

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
Curt Schilling

Two, Road, Week

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
Puff Daddy

Birthday, Give, Big

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
Matt LeBlanc

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
Werner Herzog

Travel, Second, Map

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Jean Harlow

Makes, Breathe, Parts

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.
Mark Wahlberg

Money, Movies, Focus

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
Al Goldstein

Good, Wife, Son

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
Katie Price

Wear, Knickers, Bras

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on.
Jude Law

Nothing, Public, Left

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
Rachel Bilson

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