Undertaker Quotes

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

Sorry, Live, Die

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
Denis Waitley

Failure, Teacher, End

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Joe Frazier

Money, Book, Brain

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred Allen

Southern, Uncle, Alabama

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
Henry Louis Gates

Father, Funniest, Met

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
Florence King

School, Put, Start

I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow.
Emilie Autumn

Heart, Tomorrow, Daily

When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I've done so ever since.
Stuart Rose

Mother, Crisis, Father

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