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Undertaker Quotes

Undertaker Definition

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Joe Frazier

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
Denis Waitley

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred A. Allen

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
Florence King

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