If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
Arthur Eddington
People die from typewriters falling on their heads.
Jonathan Davis
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
Ian Hart
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