I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
Lucille Ball

I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.
Lord Byron

A man of eighty has outlived probably three new schools of painting, two of architecture and poetry and a hundred in dress.
Lord Byron

Between two worlds life hovers like a star, twixt night and morn, upon the horizon's verge.
Lord Byron

Society is now one polished horde, formed of two mighty tries, the Bores and Bored.
Lord Byron

I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both.
Soren Kierkegaard

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
Margaret Mead

Science arose from poetry... when times change the two can meet again on a higher level as friends.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To witness two lovers is a spectacle for the gods.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are two things which a democratic people will always find very difficult - to begin a war and to end it.
Alexis de Tocqueville

Of two evils, choose neither.
Charles Spurgeon

A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policing, and coercion are fruitless. We find that after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.
John Steinbeck

It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world.
John Steinbeck

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
Epictetus

All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.
Epictetus

The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forbearing.
Epictetus

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette Davis

We found that the most exciting environments, that treated people very well, are also tough as nails. There is no bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo... excellent companies provide two things simultaneously: tough environments and very supportive environments.
Tom Peters

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman