Man is a wingless animal with two feet and flat nails.
Plato

Hardly any human being is capable of pursuing two professions or two arts rightly.
Plato

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson

There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.
Ansel Adams

Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
Jonathan Swift

God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.
Billy Graham

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness.
Billy Graham

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Me and Janet really are two different people.
Michael Jackson

There are two distinct classes of what are called thoughts: those that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord.
Thomas Paine

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.
Stephen Leacock

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
Stephen Leacock

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.
Stephen Leacock

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Charles De Gaulle

Whenever two good people argue over principles, they are both right.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other shows.
Les Brown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.
Saint Augustine

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
Leo Tolstoy

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
Leo Tolstoy

Let us read and let us dance - two amusements that will never do any harm to the world.
Voltaire