Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma Bombeck

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.
Henry David Thoreau

I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.
Henry David Thoreau

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Mitch Hedberg

Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.
Bob Dylan

The career of a sage is of two kinds: He is either honored by all in the world, Like a flower waving its head, Or else he disappears into the silent forest.
Lao Tzu

There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.
Napoleon Bonaparte

There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest.
Napoleon Bonaparte

It takes two to get one in trouble.
Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English.
Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Mae West