Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
George Bernard Shaw

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.
George Bernard Shaw

Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people.
Lee Iacocca

Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me.
Immanuel Kant

My own ideals for the university are those of a genuine democracy and serious scholarship. These two, indeed, seem to go together.
Woodrow Wilson

For the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one.
Rudyard Kipling

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
Booker T. Washington

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
Mary Kay Ash

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
Mary Kay Ash

A man's work is nothing but this slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great and simple images in whose presence his heart first opened.
Albert Camus

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails.
Jack Nicholson

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.
Jack Nicholson

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer

As a rock star, I have two instincts, I want to have fun, and I want to change the world. I have a chance to do both.
Bono

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Music fills the infinite between two souls.
Rabindranath Tagore

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.
Richard Branson