Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.
Albert Einstein

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.
Buddha

Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
Buddha

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
Muhammad Ali

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
Winston Churchill

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Winston Churchill

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle

I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.
Marilyn Monroe

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
Confucius

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Mark Twain

In married life three is company and two none.
Oscar Wilde

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde

Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.
Oscar Wilde

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable.
Oscar Wilde

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde