A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis Leary
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck
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