Tuxedo Quotes

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Charlie Sheen

Big, Anymore, Chest

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
George Gobel

Feeling, Shoes, Pair

I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned.
Robert Pattinson

Thought, Play, Old

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!
Ted Allen

Crazy, Him, Losing

In the evening every man looks the same. Like penguins. Women have a special dress for that event; men, the same tuxedo.
Roberto Cavalli

Women, Men, Evening

Getting away from a white or light colored tuxedo shirt is always a little dangerous. Certain staples shouldn't be mixed with. Light pink or blue is not bad, but again, you're just breaking from a classic.
Paul Feig

Bad, Light, Away

Wearing a tuxedo isn't as simple as it sounds. I've been to a lot of award shows in Hollywood over the years and have seen some pretty sad tuxes. It's surprisingly easy to go off the rails.
Paul Feig

Sad, Simple, Pretty

I have a great body, I really do. But I want to be taken seriously as an artist, and wearing anything that shows it off will be a distraction from the music. That's how my signature uniform, my tuxedo, came about. It's classic and timeless. You'll see me in black, white, and a pop of color on my lips. That pop adds a little magic.
Janelle Monae

Music, Great, Black

Take opera for example - to go to the opera you have to dress up in a tuxedo and pay lots of money.
Wim Wenders

Money, Pay, Example

I think the first time I ever wore a tuxedo was when I played at the Talk Of The Town in 1967, because it was a nightclub and that was the thing to do.
Tom Jones

Time, Talk, Played

I'm not afraid of the Canadian tuxedo.
Dan Auerbach

Afraid, Canadian

Even if I had a tuxedo I wouldn't wear it to school.
Henry Thomas

I'm quite a tuxedo junkie, I collect them all year round.
Zac Posen

Year, Quite, Round

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.
Bob Parsons

Put, Hog, Putting

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