The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow

Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have.
H. G. Wells

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Casey Stengel

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Richard P. Feynman

I believe much trouble would be saved if we opened our hearts more.
Chief Joseph

I labored hard to avoid trouble and bloodshed.
Chief Joseph

There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom.
Michel de Montaigne

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
Satchel Paige

My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.
Hank Aaron

Look at the forces against me. They don't want me out. They're afraid I'll cause trouble if I get out.
Jack Kevorkian

I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble.
Angelina Jolie

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble.
Angelina Jolie

Friends show their love in times of trouble.
Euripides

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.
Nikita Khrushchev

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you expect with peace running wild all over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization.
Bertolt Brecht

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.
Bertolt Brecht

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams