The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
Henny Youngman

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.
Lee Trevino

The song Dakota was first written in Paris. I was doing a promo trip. It was snowing and the hotel room was really cold and boring and for some reason I just had a go of the guitar and the song came pretty quick.
Kelly Jones

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
George Ade

The trip I made to Angola to study the prehistoric contents of the gravel beds as a means of deciding the age of the deposits and their economic potential was the first time prehistory had ever been used for such a purpose.
Louis Leakey

The trip to Iraq confirmed that I made the right decision when I voted against lending Iraq the $18 billion the United States plans to use to help rebuild the country.
Vic Snyder

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Dave Barry

Thunder and lightning. I have never - never - skied in thunder and lightning. It was a trip, for sure.
John Bauer

To see this place would truly be worth a trip to India in itself, and from the spirit of the religion that lived here one can learn more in an hour of viewing than from all the books ever written.
Rudolf Otto

To your friends house the trip is never long.
J. Wallace Day

We, some cast members and I, even went on a weekend trip together and spent the weekend at an inn, because we enjoy each other's company so much, and it was so cool.
Victor Garber

Well, you know, it's really been, you know, quite a trip for me.
Patty Hearst

When I left school I went on trip around the world - I only got as far as Australia, but like a bloody fool I cut it short because of a girl. It's probably one of my big regrets in life.
Ben Nicholson

When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart.
Kelly Jones

When you look at our programme for the next few weeks, you do not fancy a trip to the Oktoberfest.
Oliver Kahn

When you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you want to take, you need a full-size screen.
Bill Gates

Why should American atrocities be merely unsettling, but a trip to Hanoi unconscionable?
Tom Hayden

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
Aristophanes

Women in Africa, generally a lot needs to be done for women. Women are not being educated, not only in Angola but my trip to Nigeria, one point I would make over and over again was that women need to be educated too.
Mia Farrow

Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
E. L. Doctorow