When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor.
Eleanor Roosevelt

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Dale Carnegie

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.
Martin Luther

I am just too much.
Joan Crawford

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.
Samuel Goldwyn

Entire ignorance is not so terrible or extreme an evil, and is far from being the greatest of all; too much cleverness and too much learning, accompanied with ill bringing-up, are far more fatal.
Plato

To suffer the penalty of too much haste, which is too little speed.
Plato

Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison

It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.
Jonathan Swift

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney Dangerfield

What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
Thomas Paine

That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.
Thomas Paine

The abilities of man must fall short on one side or the other, like too scanty a blanket when you are abed. If you pull it upon your shoulders, your feet are left bare; if you thrust it down to your feet, your shoulders are uncovered.
Thomas Paine

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
Stephen Leacock

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
Anne Frank

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
Karl Marx