Toilet Paper Quotes

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston

Life, Somebody, Watch

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder

Money, Place, Hands

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder

Money, Country, Paper

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling

Difficult, Both, Singing

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
Paula Poundstone

Life, Humor, Someone

I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off.
Sloane Crosley

Selfish, Forget, Person

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet

Judge, Rich, Weird

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden

Getting, Paper, Thrown

I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D.
Michel Gondry

Age, Science, Sleep

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga

Paper, Toilet, Forests

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Joey Bishop

Money, Today, Find

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey

Hard, Poor, Tell

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