Toaster Quotes

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

Baby, Knew, Radio

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

Parents, Tell, Radio

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
Ann Coulter

Age, Idiot, Either

Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock

Same, American, Television

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz

Once, Water, Lying

I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot.
Rupert Everett

Car, Else, Keep

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.
Hal Sparks

Love, Dreams, Rock

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington

Wedding, Reason

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.
Tim Cook

Pleasing, User, Converge

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