Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

A civilization is a heritage of beliefs, customs, and knowledge slowly accumulated in the course of centuries, elements difficult at times to justify by logic, but justifying themselves as paths when they lead somewhere, since they open up for man his inner distance.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.
David Ogilvy

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
George Bernard Shaw

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw

Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives.
Richard Bach

In times of great stress or adversity, it's always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.
Lee Iacocca

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
Lee Iacocca

Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic.
Johnny Depp

There are times I can't even figure myself out.
Aaliyah

There are times in my life when I just want to be by myself.
Aaliyah

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.
Epicurus

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Paul Harvey

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
Paul Harvey

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Phyllis Diller

At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.
Albert Schweitzer

Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.
Francis of Assisi

If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you.
Margaret Thatcher