Timer Quotes

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Phyllis Diller

Business, Anger, Down

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?
Jessica Savitch

Off, Means, Cake

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.
Conan O'Brien

Early, Egg, Timing

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.
Delia Smith

Getting, Promise, Number

Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window.
Delia Smith

Work, Hard, Memories

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Bob Monkhouse

Wife, Bad, Saying

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.
Stephen Bayley

Mind, Someone, Hand

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