In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.
Bill Gates

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
Helen Keller

The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves.
George Washington

It takes a long time to become young.
Pablo Picasso

Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time.
Pablo Picasso

Mickey Mouse popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner.
Walt Disney

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Groucho Marx

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Groucho Marx

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Steven Wright

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Steven Wright

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers