There are three constants in life... change, choice and principles.
Stephen Covey

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
Buddha

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
Winston Churchill

I'm not out there sweating for three hours every day just to find out what it feels like to sweat.
Michael Jordan

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
P. J. O'Rourke

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?
Jim Rohn

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.
Confucius

There are three methods to gaining wisdom. The first is reflection, which is the highest. The second is limitation, which is the easiest. The third is experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

Speak the truth, do not yield to anger; give, if thou art asked for little; by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.
Confucius

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
William Shakespeare

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Rodney Dangerfield

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
Rita Rudner

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck