I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
Pablo Picasso

One does a whole painting for one peach and people think just the opposite - that particular peach is but a detail.
Pablo Picasso

People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.
Walt Disney

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Steven Wright

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Steven Wright

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.
Andy Warhol

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of "work," because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.
Andy Warhol

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.
Andy Warhol

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
Andy Warhol

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Ogden Nash

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
Ogden Nash

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Ogden Nash

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Ogden Nash

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields