I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
Salvador Dali

Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
Thomas Merton

Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves; vanity, to what we would have others think of us.
Jane Austen

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.
Earl Nightingale

One might think that the money value of an invention constitutes its reward to the man who loves his work. But... I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.
Thomas A. Edison

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns

I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature.
John D. Rockefeller

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
John D. Rockefeller

War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it.
George Orwell

I sometimes think that the price of liberty is not so much eternal vigilance as eternal dirt.
George Orwell

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Marcus Aurelius

Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish.
Marcus Aurelius

Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it... Be satisfied with success in even the smallest matter, and think that even such a result is no trifle.
Marcus Aurelius

As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Donald Trump

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
Donald Trump