Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giving people self-confidence is by far the most important thing that I can do. Because then they will act.
Jack Welch

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Erma Bombeck

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
Erma Bombeck

There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
Erma Bombeck

The cost of a thing is the amount of what I will call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.
Henry David Thoreau

Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity.
W. Clement Stone

When you do the wrong thing, knowing it is wrong, you do so because you haven't developed the habit of effectively controlling or neutralizing strong inner urges that tempt you, or because you have established the wrong habit and don't know how to eliminate them effectively.
W. Clement Stone

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg

Well, the future for me is already a thing of the past.
Bob Dylan

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Bob Dylan

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
Bob Dylan

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Napoleon Bonaparte

A revolution can be neither made nor stopped. The only thing that can be done is for one of several of its children to give it a direction by dint of victories.
Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
Napoleon Bonaparte

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
Robert H. Schuller

What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
Robert H. Schuller

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Mae West

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Mae West