I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
George W. Bush

I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein

I was offered a free villa in Hollywood, but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy.
Ennio Morricone

I will thank God for the day and the moment I have.
Jim Valvano

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
Demetri Martin

I would also like to thank my father who discouraged me from playing the violin at an early age.
Paul Desmond

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.
Bill Mauldin

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
Nick Faldo

I would love to meet Kelly Clarkson and if I get the chance to I would tell her thank you so much for the inspiration.
Thia Megia

I would never describe Charlotte as a prude - maybe at the start, but that was in comparison to the other girls. She wasn't willing to do the stuff they were doing - and I mean, thank goodness!
Kristin Davis

I wouldn't have dared ask God for all that He's given me. I couldn't have done it on my own. I thank God every day for what I have.
Loretta Lynn

I'd like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.
Dee Dee Ramone

I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee.
Joe DiMaggio

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra

I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.
Drew Curtis

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
George Bernard Shaw

I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
Carrie Underwood

I'm getting paid to do what I got in trouble for in the 7th grade. I absolutely love what I do and thank my lucky stars for twenty-five years of full-time employment in this business.
Rob Paulsen

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Jimmy Swaggart