A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.
William Butler Yeats

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
H. L. Mencken

We often want one thing and pray for another, not telling the truth even to the gods.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Einstein, stop telling God what to do!
Niels Bohr

When a system is stable, telling the worker about mistakes is only tampering.
W. Edwards Deming

I decided to devote my life to telling the story because I felt that having survived I owe something to the dead. and anyone who does not remember betrays them again.
Elie Wiesel

Human beings are interested in two things. They are interested in the reality and interested in telling about it.
Gertrude Stein

I'm strictly for Stevenson. I don't dig the intellectual bit, but I'm telling you, man, he knows the most.
Elvis Presley

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
Thomas Sowell

One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible, and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so.
Franz Kafka

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.
Brian Clough

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Fran Lebowitz

If you have enough people sitting around telling you you're wonderful, then you start believing you're fabulous, then someone tells you you stink and you believe that too!
Angelina Jolie

Men will pay large sums to whores for telling them they are not bores.
W. H. Auden

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Arnold H. Glasow

Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Bertrand Russell

One is, that they will feel about you that you're going to make something wonderful for them. And they help you by expressing themselves. Not telling you how to do it, but encouraging you and accepting your vision and working with you on that kind of a level.
Lawrence Halprin

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.
James Carville

Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your heart is telling you to do.
Jennifer Aniston