I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.
Katie Price

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
Garry Shandling

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
Garry Shandling

Television and radio do a wonderful job in focusing attention on the problems of our society.
Richard J. Daley

You know what I want? The answer is, I truly don't know what I want. I don't want to do a television series. I want to do dramas as well as comedies, but I have no idea what kind or in what order. Just give me the chance at them.
Michael J. Fox

Television knows no night. It is perpetual day. TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night, of the other side of things.
Jean Baudrillard

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
Art Buchwald

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
Art Buchwald

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.
Jhonen Vasquez

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling

We still have a tradition certainly in English television; it's faded a bit in the last five years, but we still have a tradition where the important thing is the quality and the challenging nature of the programming.
Rowan Atkinson

A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station.
Abbie Hoffman

While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.
Andy Kaufman

You know, it is a terrible thing to appear on television, because people think that you actually know what you're talking about.
David Attenborough

Television of course actually started in Britain in 1936, and it was a monopoly, and there was only one broadcaster and it operated on a license which is not the same as a government grant.
David Attenborough

I do it because I love acting, I love working, and whether it's radio, television, films, theater, I don't care as long as I can get out there and do it.
Joan Collins

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Laurence J. Peter

Very often some of the religious miracle plays you see on television can be very corny, I find. And so simplistic.
Robert Duvall

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
Tallulah Bankhead

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
George Clooney