Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
Bill Veeck

Men at a distance, who have admired our systems of government unfounded in nature, are apt to accuse the rulers, and say that taxes have been assessed too high and collected too rigidly.
Henry Knox

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben

Most people sell stock to pay taxes, but I didn't want to sell any stock.
Christie Hefner

Mr. Obama plans to boost federal spending 25 percent while nearly tripling the national debt over 10 years. Americans know that this kind of spending will have economic consequences, including new taxes being imposed by the new progressives.
Karl Rove

My decision on this matter is as certain and final as death and the staggering New Deal taxes.
Thomas Dewey

My son was killed in 2004. I am not paying my taxes for 2004. You killed my son, George Bush, and I don't owe you a penny.
Cindy Sheehan

Note, besides, that it is no more immoral to directly rob citizens than to slip indirect taxes into the price of goods that they cannot do without.
Albert Camus

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and the second law of thermodynamics.
Seth Lloyd

Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes.
Tom DeLay

Now the truth of the matter is that there are a lot of things people don't understand. Take the Einstein theory. Take taxes. Take love. Do you understand them? Neither do I. But they exist. They happen.
Dalton Trumbo

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?
Rush Limbaugh

On Capitol Hill, House Republicans have been doing our part. We've been hard at work developing policies that will help empower all Americans. We're beginning to see results. We reduced taxes for everyone.
Dennis Hastert

On issues relating to taxes, you don't always speak with one voice.
Tom Daschle

Only the little people pay taxes.
Leona Helmsley

People really have to believe in their tax system. They have to believe that there is an equitable distribution of the burden, but there is also an important investment based upon the potential achievements that come from us paying our taxes.
Richard Neal

People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.
Robert Half

Poverty is a solved problem - all they have to do is abolish taxes and regulations which cripple those intelligent, capable, and responsible men and women and destroy their productive capacity, then stand back and watch the economy boom.
L. Neil Smith

President Bush has a record of cutting taxes, has provided a prescription drug benefit for seniors, has upheld the Second Amendment and remains committed to stopping liberal activists judges who are redefining marriage.
Bill Shuster

Read my lips: no new taxes.
George H. W. Bush