Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise.
Lauren Bacall

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule.
Horace Walpole

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
George W. Bush

We can teach a lot of things, but if the teacher can't relate by talking to a group of friendly students, he'll never be a competent teacher.
William Glasser

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Bill Maher

Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.
Harry S. Truman

Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'. The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you.
Joe Biden

Doing leads more surely to talking than talking to doing.
Vance Havner

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Everett Dirksen

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right.
Mike Tyson

You aren't learning anything when you're talking.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I still need the camera because it is the only reason anyone is talking to me.
Annie Leibovitz

What I learned from Lennon was something that did stay with me my whole career, which is to be very straightforward. I actually love talking about taking pictures, and I think that helps everyone.
Annie Leibovitz

It's hard to watch something go on and be talking at the same time.
Annie Leibovitz

Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries.
Rene Descartes

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.
Ambrose Bierce

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Conan O'Brien

Let us not say that we will decide on a political basis at the national level that no State is competent to regulate the practice of medicine in that State if they decide to allow a doctor to prescribe marijuana, because that is what we are talking about.
Barney Frank

I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good Lord must have wanted me to have it.
Larry Bird