The eldest and biggest of the litter was a dog cub, and when he drew his first breath he was less than five inches long from his nose to where his tail joined his back-bone.
Henry Williamson

The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place.
John G. Diefenbaker

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
Chanakya

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
Jean Claude Duvalier

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
Mark Twain

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. Fields

This whole force is utterly demoralized by victory. There seems to be neither head nor tail.
Charles Ferguson Smith

To have news value is to have a tin can tied to one's tail.
T. E. Lawrence

We procured from an Indian a weasel perfectly white except the extremity of the tail which was black: great numbers of wild geese are passing to the south, but their flight is too high for us to procure any of them.
Meriwether Lewis

We've been working our tail off and lead by that example.
Ed Rendell

When I appear in public people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.
Princess Anne

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Groucho Marx