Swear Quotes

Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.
Robert Morgan

Poetry, Writing, American

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.
Minnie Driver

God, Person, Impossible

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.
Leo Burnett

Mistakes, Easy, Off

As Members of Congress, we swear an oath to uphold the United States Constitution. It means something to be an American because we believe in our country, we believe in our people, and we believe in our constitution.
Todd Tiahrt

Country, American, Means

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.
Cindy Margolis

Wedding, Put, Pictures

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to steal a big bag of Red Hot Dollars. And I swear, I was about 7 years old and the bag was bigger'n me.
Marlon Wayans

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
Edward Albee

Divorce, Existed

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.
Daniel Clowes

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.
John Ratzenberger

Good, Words, Different

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.
John Ratzenberger

Age, Learned, Son

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
John Ratzenberger

Humor, Sure, Laughs

I swear I want to be a food model.
Amy Sedaris

When you're writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can't swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you're writing for the next day.
Chuck Klosterman

Freedom, Writing, Short

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney

Life, Person, Done

I run in Central Park as the sun comes up. Some may mistake it for walking, but I swear I am running. I could not do it without my iPod.
Hoda Kotb

What surprises me is when people give me their mobile number. The other day, someone on a bus asked if I swear. I said I try not to, but of course I'm just a normal person.
Christopher Parker

Someone, Person, Give

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.
Molly Sims

Future, Tell, Spoken

I swear, I didn't really go in thinking, 'I'll be the Simon Cowell' of 'Top Chef.' I was just used to being a judge on British food shows where people are much more outspoken and rather rude. That's the culture over here.
Toby Young

Food, Judge, Thinking

My opinions of which of my works are good are vastly different than other people's. There is one that I'm obsessed with but I swear... no one else has ever even commented on it. So I'm a bit shy to draw attention to it.
Jemima Kirke

Good, Different, Else

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.
Kate Winslet

Government, Society, Sex

I run; I am a coward at heart. I swear, when I smell violence or aggression the coward comes out in me. I have no desire to fight anybody except myself.
Rutger Hauer

Heart, Fight, Violence

But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.
Laura Prepon

Rock, Woman, Her

I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.
Cecily von Ziegesar

Good, Everything, Tell

Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.
Carla Bruni

Marriage, Someone, Another

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio.
Dalton Trumbo

Working, Picture, Industry

It's a sin to swear.
Jayson Williams

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
Jon Heder

Good, Cool, Mean

I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I pretty much talk the same. It's not like when you see someone like Tim Allen and he's a lot bluer onstage.
Billy Gardell

Family, Someone, Pretty

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.
Joan Van Ark

God, Play, Trash

Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.
Shawn Levy

Birthday, Good, Friends

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