Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.
Richard Harris

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.
Kate Winslet

Liars are always most disposed to swear.
Vittorio Alfieri

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.
Sydney Smith

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.
Rutherford B. Hayes

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
Tim Vine

Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.
Robert Morgan

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
John Ratzenberger

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.
John Ratzenberger

There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.
Albert Camus

They, that unnamed "they," they've knocked me down but I got up. I always get up-and I swear when I went down quite often I took the fall; nothing moves a mountain but itself. They, I've long ago named them me.
Gregory Corso

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.
Leo Burnett

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man.
Quintilian

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.
Jason Bateman

Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.
Friedrich Schiller

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.
Pat Robertson

What surprises me is when people give me their mobile number. The other day, someone on a bus asked if I swear. I said I try not to, but of course I'm just a normal person.
Christopher Parker

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain

When you're writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can't swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you're writing for the next day.
Chuck Klosterman