Swear Quotes

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain

Angry, Four, Count

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
Jonathan Davis

Depression, Before, Wish

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
Ayn Rand

Life, Love, Live

There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.
Albert Camus

Change, Good, Great

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields

Done, Easy, Off

My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it.
Hillary Clinton

Time, Two, Reason

Liars are always most disposed to swear.
Vittorio Alfieri

Liars, Disposed

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.
Angie Stone

Good, Men, Reality

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.
Herodotus

Men, Place, Another

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.
Langston Hughes

Democracy, Why, Means

I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!
Kim Kardashian

Wish, Sometimes, Crime

Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.
Friedrich Schiller

Age, Great, Service

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.
Pat Robertson

God, Said, Muslims

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!
Helena Bonham Carter

Times, Actually, Voice

There were times, especially when I was traveling for 'Eat, Pray, Love,' when, I swear to God, I would feel this weight of my female ancestors, all those Swedish farmwives from beyond the grave who were like, 'Go! Go to Naples! Eat more pizza! Go to India, ride an elephant! Do it! Swim in the Indian Ocean. Read those books. Learn a language.'
Elizabeth Gilbert

Love, God, Learn

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.
Robert Browning

I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work.
Jennifer Lopez

Work, God, Remember

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.
Jason Bateman

Him, Christian, Complete

It's all about sound. It's that simple. Wireless is wireless, and it's digital. Hopefully somewhere along the line somebody will add more ones to the zeros. When digital first started, I swear I could hear the gap between the ones and the zeros.
Eddie Van Halen

Simple, Between, Started

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
Adam Carolla

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
Tim Vine

Funny, Put, Effort

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.
Rutherford B. Hayes

Bad, Off, Habit

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!
Vanessa Hudgens

Why, Strange, Around

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.
Sydney Smith

Life, Friendship, Person

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better.
Courteney Cox

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.
Chris Evans

God, Dance, Sing

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man.
Quintilian

Except, Necessary, Becoming

I am so fidgety - I swear I have ADD - and I always need to be doing something or being outside, just playing sports.
Kellan Lutz

Sports, Playing, Outside

We used to sit around and chortle, 'Look what this guy said five years ago, and today look what he's doing. Let's stick it to him!' It's as simple as that, I swear.
Mike Wallace

Today, Simple, Him

And the podcasting - I swear to you - on its worst day, the podcasts are better than our best films. Because they're more imaginative, and there's no artifice, and it's far more real.
Kevin Smith

Best, Real, Far

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