Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney

And you know, I've had great fun turning quite a lot of different industries on their head and making sure those industries will never be the same again, because Virgin went in and took them on.
Richard Branson

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
Calvin Coolidge

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
Aldous Huxley

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.
Kurt Vonnegut

I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.
Marquis de Sade

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Richard M. Nixon

The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book, If art doesn't make us better, then what on earth is it for.
Alice Walker

If I could do anything over, I'd have spent more time with my first set of children. I would have taken more quality time with them, for sure.
Lee Trevino

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.
Conan O'Brien

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy

Everyone is your best friend when you are successful. Make sure that the people that you surround yourself with are also the people that you are not afraid of failing with.
Paula Abdul

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
Frank Zappa

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
Dane Cook

I don't know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody - somewhere - was practicing more than me.
Larry Bird

Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Rose Kennedy